Fun things for outdoors people that I wont be doing
Summer time is coming and in Colorado that means there are plenty of things to do here. I am not really the outdoors guy and some things will probably kill me off but none the less here are some things you can do if you are the adventurous person.
- Kayak in a river. Sure it looks and sounds like fun but I think there are rocks in that river you know lots of rocks and big ones waiting to bash you in the head. Oh and I am sure the water is cold it comes from snow and ice.
- Run a marathon. Whoa this isn't something you just decide to do. Well maybe some people can just decide to do this. I know I am out of shape and all that stuff but I ahve heard some really bad things from people who have trained for this kind of stuff. I have heard things like they lose toenails and crap. I am not about that but there are lots of people who are.
- Fishing? I never really understood this thing. I don't even like eating fish so maybe that is why I don't get it. There is one good thing about this one and thats that most fishermen drink so your chances of getting drunk while fishing are pretty good.
- Mountain Climbing. This doesn't even look fun but lots of people do it so they must get something out of it. I wont be doing anything like this any time soon. Leaving the ground is how you end up falling and needing to get some people to drag you up or down some mountain. That's if your lucky the unlucky ones end up being left there. Every summer there are stories of these people in the news. Try not to be one of them if you are going to do this.












